DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD
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My friend who has baby pigs calls them snufflepups and I wish that was what everyone called them.
HHHHHHHHHHAHAAGUUUFUHHGHFJ
snufflepups
SNUFFLEPUPS
they look like puppies with hooves
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I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
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bienenwolf said: Hä? davon hab ich noch nie gehört. Ich dachte immer, jahrgang 88 würde mir glück bringen, wegen schnapszahl.
Ist glücklicherweise auch nicht verbreitet. 88 steht bei Neonazis usw. für Heil Hitler (weil H der 8. Buchstabe des Alphabets ist). Ich schreck auch vor hakenkreuzähnlichen Symbolen zurück, obwohl sie ja meistens hinduistische Bedeutung haben ._.
GIF BUG
phew, finally I haven’t got 88 followers. Call me superstitious, but 88 is like the German 666.
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
I MUST KNOW
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“If you think 2 girls kissing is offensive then you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry
HOW IS IT ALREADYA GIF
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